Fantasy script from the opposition immigration shadow minister

​Scott Morrison has been for some time unhappy with his leader outstripping him as the most vile public figure so he has upped the ante with his remarks about Iranian refugees on Nauru forcing others to self harm as a form of protest.
You can imagine the scenario here *as it was made up by Morrison feel free to imagine what you will:

"Hey you!!"
"Me?"
"Yeah, you.  Start hurting yourself and do it for real or we will hurt you"

See? Makes sense doesn't it?  Morrison, who is fluent in Farsi overheard this conversation and was able to reproduce it to a waiting Australian Press.  Mr Murdoch would be proud.

In the same way that Mr. Abbot has been found out by the electorate as a serial liar Morrison is due to be on the scrap heap of history.
In the meantime we have to look at his confected outrage on our news reports on a deadeningly regular basis.
The price of democracy I suppose but when does this mob start giving value for money?